Happy Birthday St.Augustine

It’s our town’s birthday!

This weekend, our fair city has it’s 443rd birthday, which, as far as American cities go, is the oldest. In your face, Colonial Williamsburg! There are heaps of activities planned, and from 5pm to 8pm, us dirty pirates will be over at Ripley’s Believe It or Not, believe it or not. Come hang out with loads of people, pirates like us, and guys with 8 fingers and four eyes or cats with two heads or a dude with a horn growing out of his head or that really tall dude from Alton, IL or an actual mermaid, which is really half of a monkey so it hardly counts, and someone who can poke his own eyeballs out.